i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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