The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
