and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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