I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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