Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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