Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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