ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He? As in you personified your dick?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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