didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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