none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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