So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize