What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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