But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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