Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Walk of Shame. In a state park.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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