i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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