everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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