i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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