Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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