I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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