Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
