So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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