Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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