Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Boobs are out for the taking
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
