I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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