Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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