You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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