its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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