mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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