Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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