ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i believe in u and ur pee
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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