Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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