we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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