There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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