She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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