My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
