you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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