Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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