So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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