wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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