; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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