It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this just has baby written all over it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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