Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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