i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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