Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
