the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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