Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Randomize
