So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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