Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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