sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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