we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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