dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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