He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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