i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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